at first a lot of his sponsors seemed to not give a shit. but now he's lost kellogs. and us swimming is suspending him for three months?? they give the reason that he is a role model. that is what gets me every time. dude dives into a pool and swims really fast. and that's just great for him. he never asked to be a role model. that is always the slippery slope i guess. people say once you're in the public eye you don't have a choice on how you're viewed, and that's true. but he never signed up to be a Role Model to all of america. plus it's not like he killed a box full of kittens. weed never hurt anyone. i also think it's really funny that his pr people tried to bribe news of the world to not run it by offering for him to be a columnist for three years. didn't they see snl?? dude can hardly read cue cards, i can't imagine his writing would be particularly captivating.
guess my box of michael phelps corn flakes is a collectors item now. i'll save some for next time i'm stoned, in his honor.
and just for old time's sake:
oh, and... i've def had no trouble sleeping the past few nights i got some perscrription promethazine-dm syrup AKA the stuff in purple drank. i'm gonna call lil wayne. party time.
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